Chaitanya Jyothi Museum Opening, 2000

RAMANAM
In the Name of The Father, and of The Son and of The Holy Spirit, Amen.

Countrymen,

ORBIS NON SUFFICIT
SOLUS DEUS SUFFICIT

I was so depressed last night thinking about the election, I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan.  Told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited, asked if I could drive a truck.

AUM NAMAH SHIVAYA