TWANLOCs

Diamond D’s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding — with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D’s progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground! After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer.” But late last week ‘Big Jugs’ Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church … “was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business — either through direct or indirect divine actions or means.” In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise. The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff’s complaint and the defendant’s reply, and at the opening hearing he commented: “I don’t know how the hell I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it’s all bullshit.”

Update 1: George Soros funds street-level Fasco-Commie chaos. And he is trying to weaken Christian Europe.

Update 2: Why Elites Think Pro America Is So Last Century

Update 3: Muslim Brotherhood-Aligned Leaders Hosted At State Department

Update 4: Related: It’s Not Easy Going Green.

Update 5: Ignore The Dire Warnings About Our Lives Because It’s Just Hysteria

Update 6: Democracy Alliance funding ~~Black~~ Bastards Lives Matter

Update 7: Clare M. Lopez: History Of The Muslim Brotherhood Penetration Of The U.S. Government

Update 8: The Muslim Brotherhood In America: A Course In 10 Parts

Update 9: More on Democracy Alliance (and George Soros and Tom Steyer), from Power Line

Update 10: John Henke: The Foundations Behind The Left

Update 11:The 75+ Leftist Groups Trying To Stop Donald Trump From Taking Office

Update 12: Soros the Connoisseur Of Chaos