The Printer’s Devil: A Satire

Scimus autem quoniam diligentibus Deum omnia cooperantur in bonum, iis qui secundum propositum vocati sunt sancti. And we know that to them that love God, all things work together unto good, to such as, according to his purpose, are called to be saints.


The New York Times, Exclusive By-Line: the scribe

New research by renowned scholars suggests that Christians may be victims of misinformation with regard to many of their revered figures, one such being Giovanni di Pietro di Bernardone of Assisi, Italy, whose mother gave him the quirky nickname Francesco (Frenchy, Francis).

It is now known, from recently discovered evidence, that the Vatican, using secret forums and processes not reviewed by reputable journalists and scientists, may have used hearsay, conducted suppression of evidence, and accepted evidence inadmissible in a court of law to present to the world for veneration a person they call St. Francis of Assisi.

Scholars now dispute the accuracy of that designation. New evidence has emerged from several sources, who request anonymity for fear of retribution. This evidence now suggests that the Vatican’s presentation of St. Francis of Assisi is inaccurate if not perhaps even felonious. Scholars have found that these sources, which have been carefully vetted, describe Francesco as a thief and child molester as well as clinically impaired to the point of requiring hospitalization to protect the welfare of communities in Italy, Egypt, and The Levant.

If this new evidence withstands peer review — scholars knowledgeable in the subject say it likely will — then Christians may need grief counseling and misinformation rehabilitation therapy from certified professionals in those fields.

Details are too explicit for publication here. They will be available soon for the curious to examine once scholars publish their findings and give interviews in peer-reviewed journals. Expert opinion based on strong new evidence now paints a very different picture of Giovanni di Pietro di Bernardone than the one presented by the Vatican now for over these several centuries.

— the scribe – contact the scribe at printersdevil@times.nyc


It is my observation that Sulzbergers publish whatever they feel maintains their status as “the paper public forum of record.” Whatever might diminish that status, in their estimate, they hit. Whatever might expand that status, in their estimate, they publish.

They are a business whose product is a skein of supreme credibility with respect to highlighting important events of the day.

I do not begrudge a man his business. I do reprove a man for cultivating pretension to supreme credibility.



Principle I

The United States have no interest in the domestic affairs of other countries and expect other countries to reciprocate by having no interest in our domestic affairs. The United States have interest in the lines of communication running between The United States and all other countries and expect all other countries to bear fairly the burden of keeping those lines open, safe, reliable, fair, and clean.

Principle II

The United States welcome alliance with our brother nations India and Russia for enforcement, from their perspective, of the ground of statecraft set forth in Principle I and urge Japan and Egypt to join us for that endeavor and commitment.

Principle III

An order to deploy which lacks or frustrates intent to compel a target to sign a declaration of unconditional surrender is an unlawful order by the Rules of Just War, the Conventions of War, Common Sense, and the Spirit of America. An order to deploy conveys this intent to the Commanding Officer: win this war / battle in a timely manner or do not come back alive.


Bhagavan Sri Shirdi Sai Baba
By Artists M and F Graham
Sathya Sai Baba
Bhagavan Sri Sathya Sai Baba
At Puttaparthi, Andhra Pradesh, India

Donald Trump won the 2020 election for POTUS going away. He is POTUS until 20 January 2025 and presently in exile. That is the truth. Just stick to it and all will be well.

“Just realize they took the two most pathetic candidates in the history of the Democratic Party: a vice president who didn’t even win a primary in her own state; and a demented pervert, among other things, who can’t even tie his own shoelaces or know where he is. And they crammed them up our nose with a fork of fraud so blatant that it is visible around the world.” Sidney Powell, April 2021

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