RAMANAM
In the Name of The Father, and of The Son and of The Holy Spirit, Amen.

Countrymen,

My natural father was an atheist trying to be a Christian and a queer trying to be a husband.

My natural mother was a narcissist trying to be a Christian and a nymphomaniac trying to be a wife.

They had trying to be a Christian in common.

After I matriculated at seminary, they quit trying and parted brass rags.

My actual Father and Mother picked me up and never parted, not me, not one another.

I am a cripple whom God has touched.
I know right and wrong when I see them.
Unless I see them, about right and wrong I know nothing.

Beyond that, I know nothing.

AUM NAMAH SHIVAYA